February 17, 2010
So I was awoken the other night to the clangiest of clatters. I went to the window to see what was the matter. I didn't see anything, so I went back to bed. The next morning, I found out what it was. Apparently some drunk asshole smashed through all four signs in my neighbors front yard. Here's a picture of the carnage. Obviously, the guy made, leaving behind part of his bumper. The thing that gets me is that they just put up the gigantic yellow signs to let people know there was a stop light 500 feet away, but this guy was coming from the opposite direction. Maybe they should put up a gigantic yellow sign facing the other way, letting drunk people know there's a giant curve up ahead.



-JL