September 17, 2009
Well...I had a fun weekend. I went out for a friend's bachelor party and went to another engagement party for my fiance and me. The bachelor party was bad....just plain bad. By bad, I mean good of course, but really bad. I was expecting to be home by midnight. At 11:40PM I looked at my cellphone and suddenly realized that "we're....we're just getting started. There is no way in hell I was going to be home by midnight." At 7:30 in the AM, I finally found my way into bed, that is after a lot of drinks, some nasty boobs in my face, and some very very greasy diner food. The biscuit had puddles of butter in it for Christ's sake (delicious if you must know). I also remembered a friend of mine who came up with a very good idea. It was for a product he dubbed "stripper paper". You're supposed to pull it across your lap before the stripper gets on top of you like you pull that paper across the examination bench at the doctor's office. The purpose? It's to keep stripper residue off of you, of course. Friday night, I do think that I would have paid mightily for some.
-JL
I heard about said bachelor party, and the shenannigans that went down. Things that are illegal, immoral, and unspeakable. Things that wouldn't even make the DVD cut of the Hangover. And I am sad I missed it. Friday afternoons are my days to get out of the office, hang out with the kids, and relax. We were playing soccer like usual and the playground is kinda uneven. Loose sand, hard sand, splotches of grass here and there make it not very level. I was jogging and all of a sudden, BAM!...fucking hyperextension of the left knee. I went down like a fucking bag of bricks. I went down hard like Justin's mom on a big, veiney one. I thought I blew it out, ripped it to peices and would need surgery. Luckily for me it turned out to be a sprained MCL. So I spent the evening on the fucking couch while these boys did things that would make Hitler uncomfortable. It's cool though, I missed this one, but we're getting a mulligan soon...very soon.
-BH
Well...I had a fun weekend. I went out for a friend's bachelor party and went to another engagement party for my fiance and me. The bachelor party was bad....just plain bad. By bad, I mean good of course, but really bad. I was expecting to be home by midnight. At 11:40PM I looked at my cellphone and suddenly realized that "we're....we're just getting started. There is no way in hell I was going to be home by midnight." At 7:30 in the AM, I finally found my way into bed, that is after a lot of drinks, some nasty boobs in my face, and some very very greasy diner food. The biscuit had puddles of butter in it for Christ's sake (delicious if you must know). I also remembered a friend of mine who came up with a very good idea. It was for a product he dubbed "stripper paper". You're supposed to pull it across your lap before the stripper gets on top of you like you pull that paper across the examination bench at the doctor's office. The purpose? It's to keep stripper residue off of you, of course. Friday night, I do think that I would have paid mightily for some.
-JL
I heard about said bachelor party, and the shenannigans that went down. Things that are illegal, immoral, and unspeakable. Things that wouldn't even make the DVD cut of the Hangover. And I am sad I missed it. Friday afternoons are my days to get out of the office, hang out with the kids, and relax. We were playing soccer like usual and the playground is kinda uneven. Loose sand, hard sand, splotches of grass here and there make it not very level. I was jogging and all of a sudden, BAM!...fucking hyperextension of the left knee. I went down like a fucking bag of bricks. I went down hard like Justin's mom on a big, veiney one. I thought I blew it out, ripped it to peices and would need surgery. Luckily for me it turned out to be a sprained MCL. So I spent the evening on the fucking couch while these boys did things that would make Hitler uncomfortable. It's cool though, I missed this one, but we're getting a mulligan soon...very soon.
-BH