March 2, 2010
It snowed here the other week and it was over 6". That's a huge amount for our area, so I was really pumped. Like a little kid all over again. I ran around and threw snowballs, ate snow and took pictures of everything. I'm a true hick so anything with snow on it is absolutely fascinating. Fence, trash can, car, it doesn't matter. Everything is picture worthy. I even took a little time out to run around naked in the snow. Who doesn't though? I think the best part was an hour or two after it started, and the snow was 2-3 inches thick on the ground and really fresh. It just makes this great crunching noise that's all you can hear since the roads are jammed with idiots and all the animals are quiet cause they're scared shitless. I would upload a picture of the snow, but I think everybody here knows what it looks like.
And now time for some more of Tony's tit-tilating tour! ha ha!
-JL
February 17, 2010
So I was awoken the other night to the clangiest of clatters. I went to the window to see what was the matter. I didn't see anything, so I went back to bed. The next morning, I found out what it was. Apparently some drunk asshole smashed through all four signs in my neighbors front yard. Here's a picture of the carnage. Obviously, the guy made, leaving behind part of his bumper. The thing that gets me is that they just put up the gigantic yellow signs to let people know there was a stop light 500 feet away, but this guy was coming from the opposite direction. Maybe they should put up a gigantic yellow sign facing the other way, letting drunk people know there's a giant curve up ahead.
-JL
February 6, 2010
I know I'm behind the times these days. My cellphone is ancient. My computer is outdated. I don't even own an mp3 player of any kind. I'm practically a caveman in the modern era. Kinda like Encino Man, but without as much hair. The Super Bowl is tomorrow and I wouldn't even know who was playing if it wasn't for the big splash on the front page of Yahoo. What I'm getting at here, is I found this really cool website the other day called www.pandora.com. If you haven't heard of this, please let me know, because it will make me feel better. Currently, I'm the last human on planet Earth to find out about this thing. Even Bushmen in the heart of Africa have this on their iGazelles. Basically, it's a website where you tell them what you want to listen to, and they play you stuff like that. It's absolutely amazing. I guess it's not hard to figure out that if somebody likes Jack Johnson for example, that they might also like Dave Matthews. Regardless, it rocks and the matches are pretty good. Best part....it's free. Seriously, why did man wait so long to invent something so good? If you haven't been there, go there now. Try it out. Just type anything in you can think of. It's amazing. Alright, that's it for now. Here's some Tony action for you.
In case you were wondering...that does seem to be a bit of aereolus there, doesn't it?
-JL
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It snowed here the other week and it was over 6". That's a huge amount for our area, so I was really pumped. Like a little kid all over again. I ran around and threw snowballs, ate snow and took pictures of everything. I'm a true hick so anything with snow on it is absolutely fascinating. Fence, trash can, car, it doesn't matter. Everything is picture worthy. I even took a little time out to run around naked in the snow. Who doesn't though? I think the best part was an hour or two after it started, and the snow was 2-3 inches thick on the ground and really fresh. It just makes this great crunching noise that's all you can hear since the roads are jammed with idiots and all the animals are quiet cause they're scared shitless. I would upload a picture of the snow, but I think everybody here knows what it looks like.
And now time for some more of Tony's tit-tilating tour! ha ha!
-JL
February 17, 2010
So I was awoken the other night to the clangiest of clatters. I went to the window to see what was the matter. I didn't see anything, so I went back to bed. The next morning, I found out what it was. Apparently some drunk asshole smashed through all four signs in my neighbors front yard. Here's a picture of the carnage. Obviously, the guy made, leaving behind part of his bumper. The thing that gets me is that they just put up the gigantic yellow signs to let people know there was a stop light 500 feet away, but this guy was coming from the opposite direction. Maybe they should put up a gigantic yellow sign facing the other way, letting drunk people know there's a giant curve up ahead.
-JL
February 6, 2010
I know I'm behind the times these days. My cellphone is ancient. My computer is outdated. I don't even own an mp3 player of any kind. I'm practically a caveman in the modern era. Kinda like Encino Man, but without as much hair. The Super Bowl is tomorrow and I wouldn't even know who was playing if it wasn't for the big splash on the front page of Yahoo. What I'm getting at here, is I found this really cool website the other day called www.pandora.com. If you haven't heard of this, please let me know, because it will make me feel better. Currently, I'm the last human on planet Earth to find out about this thing. Even Bushmen in the heart of Africa have this on their iGazelles. Basically, it's a website where you tell them what you want to listen to, and they play you stuff like that. It's absolutely amazing. I guess it's not hard to figure out that if somebody likes Jack Johnson for example, that they might also like Dave Matthews. Regardless, it rocks and the matches are pretty good. Best part....it's free. Seriously, why did man wait so long to invent something so good? If you haven't been there, go there now. Try it out. Just type anything in you can think of. It's amazing. Alright, that's it for now. Here's some Tony action for you.
In case you were wondering...that does seem to be a bit of aereolus there, doesn't it?
-JL