February 6, 2010
I know I'm behind the times these days. My cellphone is ancient. My computer is outdated. I don't even own an mp3 player of any kind. I'm practically a caveman in the modern era. Kinda like Encino Man, but without as much hair. The Super Bowl is tomorrow and I wouldn't even know who was playing if it wasn't for the big splash on the front page of Yahoo. What I'm getting at here, is I found this really cool website the other day called www.pandora.com. If you haven't heard of this, please let me know, because it will make me feel better. Currently, I'm the last human on planet Earth to find out about this thing. Even Bushmen in the heart of Africa have this on their iGazelles. Basically, it's a website where you tell them what you want to listen to, and they play you stuff like that. It's absolutely amazing. I guess it's not hard to figure out that if somebody likes Jack Johnson for example, that they might also like Dave Matthews. Regardless, it rocks and the matches are pretty good. Best part....it's free. Seriously, why did man wait so long to invent something so good? If you haven't been there, go there now. Try it out. Just type anything in you can think of. It's amazing. Alright, that's it for now. Here's some Tony action for you.
In case you were wondering...that does seem to be a bit of aereolus there, doesn't it?
-JL
January 23, 2010
I read that article, and I was laughing out loud the whole way through it. I don't even know where to begin expressing my opinion. Good Lord. And speaking of the good Lord, check THIS out. Holy shit this is amazing. Now I'm not one to pick on people's religion, (HA!) so if I can set that ridiculous reasoning aside, what this guy is doing is really selfless, which is an amazing human quality that you don't see much of today. (for an example of what I mean, see today's comic.) But damn man. Refusing MILLIONS of dollars, a possibly historic baseball career, not to mention the opportunity to have an impact on young people on a massive scale, is insane. He could do so fucking much more with his money, influence and connections as a star athlete than he ever could as a catholic priest. He wants to spread the good word, be a mentor for, and get the attention of young people. There may be no better way to do that than being a pro athlete. Jesus Christ, if I had met Michael Jordan in person as a boy and he told me that if I cut off my penis, all my dreams would come true, I would have fucking CHEWED it off. Have you ever seen a young boy meeting his hero who is a famous athlete? Who would he want to believe and follow, the athlete, or the freak dressed in a gay purple robe? And think how much easier it would be to molest young boys as a famous baseball player. "Now Timmy, if you want to hit home runs in the big leagues one day, work hard, eat your vegetables, and nibble on my nutsack." Damn this is upside down and crazy. But you know what, whatever makes you happy dude.
-BH
January 22, 2010
Well folks, I've got a good one for you today. I saw this gem of reporting somewhere and I thought I would pass it along to you:
And some more Tony for ya!
-JL
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I know I'm behind the times these days. My cellphone is ancient. My computer is outdated. I don't even own an mp3 player of any kind. I'm practically a caveman in the modern era. Kinda like Encino Man, but without as much hair. The Super Bowl is tomorrow and I wouldn't even know who was playing if it wasn't for the big splash on the front page of Yahoo. What I'm getting at here, is I found this really cool website the other day called www.pandora.com. If you haven't heard of this, please let me know, because it will make me feel better. Currently, I'm the last human on planet Earth to find out about this thing. Even Bushmen in the heart of Africa have this on their iGazelles. Basically, it's a website where you tell them what you want to listen to, and they play you stuff like that. It's absolutely amazing. I guess it's not hard to figure out that if somebody likes Jack Johnson for example, that they might also like Dave Matthews. Regardless, it rocks and the matches are pretty good. Best part....it's free. Seriously, why did man wait so long to invent something so good? If you haven't been there, go there now. Try it out. Just type anything in you can think of. It's amazing. Alright, that's it for now. Here's some Tony action for you.
In case you were wondering...that does seem to be a bit of aereolus there, doesn't it?
-JL
January 23, 2010
I read that article, and I was laughing out loud the whole way through it. I don't even know where to begin expressing my opinion. Good Lord. And speaking of the good Lord, check THIS out. Holy shit this is amazing. Now I'm not one to pick on people's religion, (HA!) so if I can set that ridiculous reasoning aside, what this guy is doing is really selfless, which is an amazing human quality that you don't see much of today. (for an example of what I mean, see today's comic.) But damn man. Refusing MILLIONS of dollars, a possibly historic baseball career, not to mention the opportunity to have an impact on young people on a massive scale, is insane. He could do so fucking much more with his money, influence and connections as a star athlete than he ever could as a catholic priest. He wants to spread the good word, be a mentor for, and get the attention of young people. There may be no better way to do that than being a pro athlete. Jesus Christ, if I had met Michael Jordan in person as a boy and he told me that if I cut off my penis, all my dreams would come true, I would have fucking CHEWED it off. Have you ever seen a young boy meeting his hero who is a famous athlete? Who would he want to believe and follow, the athlete, or the freak dressed in a gay purple robe? And think how much easier it would be to molest young boys as a famous baseball player. "Now Timmy, if you want to hit home runs in the big leagues one day, work hard, eat your vegetables, and nibble on my nutsack." Damn this is upside down and crazy. But you know what, whatever makes you happy dude.
-BH
January 22, 2010
Well folks, I've got a good one for you today. I saw this gem of reporting somewhere and I thought I would pass it along to you:
"Sitting too much can be deadly.I'm pretty sure when they hit 'post' on the computer to put that article on the web, a million fat bastards simultaneously said "Hey, I sit a lot! I don't want to die!" My god man! After you read the article, you should realize, that the title is enormously inappropriate and it's only there to get you to read the article. The content is only mildly interesting and I'll sum it up for you: sitting around makes your body lazy. The rest doesn't even need to be said, like if you're too lazy, you'll get fat! If you're fat, you'll probably have a heart attack or diabetes. Seeing this sort of dribble on the web makes me want to stab my own eyes out for having read it. On another note, where have the fucking waffles gone! The waffle section looks like the bread or milk aisle before a hurricane hits. In case you had been wondering about this, I found out the answer with about 20 seconds of googling. Turns out the machines are down! Only 4 fucking factories in the US make Eggo waffles, and half of them are busted. Unfortunately, it happens to be the 2 closest to me. It really is amazing that the waffle industry could be brought to its knees by only 2 buildings going down. If the terrorists really wanted to screw us up, they could just go blow up a couple of beer factories. People would be frothing mad, ugly people wouldn't be fucking, and college GPAs would be way up. The horror!
And some more Tony for ya!
-JL